Tuesday, May 22, 2007

GENTLEMEN,

Recently, Mr. SERIN expressed interest in living in a van -- assuming it had wireless internet capabilities -- and writing about his experiences for an upcoming novel. How very appropriate that one of his sponsors allows him a vehicle to do just that!

I should also mention that Mr. SERIN, although he does not like your job, has no problems in hiring you. "Anybody interested in contract work?" he asks. "If yes, send me your resume and maybe I can hook you up."

So I did. Granted, this document doesn't read like a CV in the traditional sense -- it is more of a biographical sketch written by a third party. And even then, I must categorically and vehemently deny all the allegations that are made in it against me.

I remain,

M. SINGH

8 comments:

Akubi said...

Murst!

Akubi said...

ROFL. Sir, please update us on Mr. SERIN's response.

M. SINGH said...

Madame AKUBI,

Thank you for your comments and your support of my Web journal. I am most honored.

I will inform you of his reply once I receive it, as I am sure it is among many "gold nuggets" he undoubtedly receives. (Then again, with GSPG.OB dropping to $0.0009 per share, he has much less gold to work with.)

Will he attempt to hire me for "contract work?" Or will he petition me to provide him with a "mentoring opportunity?"

I remain,

M. SINGH

Akubi said...

M. Singh,
I enjoy you eloquent comments and formal presentation and intend to add them to Caseypedia once the Homey DA Clown project is completed. Since your comments tend to be few and far between at times, perhaps you might consider assisting us by signing up for a Caseypedia account if you haven't already done so.
Presumably, Casey has not responded?

Anonymous said...

To the most excellent gentleman M. Sing,

Your recent communications with SERCASEY were conveyed to me mere moments ago by my most promising page. After his reading I reached for the jade tiger on my desk, an object which has lost a minute level of detail owing to my frequent handling. Its teeth, however, are bared and sharp as ever, as I believe you and your actions to be. I would be very pleased to hear SERCASEY's response, should one materialize!

As always,
I L M S

ILMS/cb

JohnDiddler said...

nice to hear you on the talkshoe.

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